Posted by
Jennifer Waite on Friday, September 12, 2008 1:18:40 PM
i'm voting for barack obama on december 12 because he's about change. he's also going to give poor people lots of money and make everything okay. he will talk to terrorists and tell them killing americans isn't very nice and they will say sorry and stop. he also knows how to send email and john mccain doesn't so that must mean john mccain is old and silly.
john mccain also has probably never watched cribs or the real world so how can he understand real people?
obama is endorsed by black eyed peas and sheryl crowe and all the really famous sexy people. mccain is endorsed by ugly country people. i want to be a sexy, famous person. i want to go to the club and dance, dance, dance.
obama will also take everyone's guns away so they can't shoot eachother and noone will get murdered again. because the only way to murder someone is with a gun, duh.
everyone knows that george bush is a robot owned and operated by roger ailes who is an evil sorcerer.
and republican women are bad. sarah palin has all those babies and that's disgusting. mommies are stupid and can't do anything. oh and cindy mccain is like the queen of budweiser or something and that's for ugly people too. i like grey goose like chelsea handler. she's so smart and funny and edgy. she drinks and sleeps around and tells jokes about all the abortions she's had and that's empowering.
oh and george bush sends hurricanes to poor people because he hates them. actually, i think he likes them... likes to eat them. he's a bad, bad man. and dick cheney shoots people.
so that's why i'm voting for barack obama on december 12. see you at the polls.
(in case you haven't figured out i'm totally kidding. a friend challenged me to write a "bad" blog)